Warning: This comic contains blood, fantasy violence, hacked-off limbs, thinly veiled cursing, awkward innuendos, third degree burns, various battle wounds, post-double-mastectomy scars, and other somewhat disturbing images... ...but in this timeline where we eat trauma for breakfast, you can probably handle it.
Highlight below for Va Eheniv Translations:
Horiza fîn fandi twin va rink... "Far too much like the hero..." ("hero" here being the male term)
Nat shali?! Here, a sort of, "Ain't that something?!"
Ganon-mak: The Calamity is referring to Ganon as a younger male.